{"product_id":"having-a-meltdown-parody-shirt-retro-glitter-style","title":"Having a Meltdown Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"423\"\u003eIt’s not a phase, it’s a lifestyle 💅😤\u003cbr data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"239\"\u003eWhether you're adulting too hard or just surviving another Tuesday, channel your inner diva with this hilarious parody tee that screams \u003cem data-start=\"375\" data-end=\"396\"\u003e\"Having a Meltdown\"\u003c\/em\u003e in full glittery glory ✨🫠\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"558\"\u003eThis design is a cheeky throwback to everyone's favorite popstar alter ego, but now it's giving “main character in crisis” vibes 💃😩\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"560\" data-end=\"804\"\u003e✨ 100% U.S. cotton (heathers and select colors may include polyester)\u003cbr data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"632\"\u003e🎤 Classic fit with a ribbed collar\u003cbr data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e🧵 Taped neck and shoulders for durability through \u003cem data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"726\"\u003eall\u003c\/em\u003e the breakdowns\u003cbr data-start=\"741\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e👕 Tear-away label because you deserve comfort in your chaos\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eSlip this on and strut through life like the hot mess icon you are.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"J\u0026J Laser Engraving","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":46829144047833,"sku":"G5000-ACR-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Antique Irish Green","offer_id":46829144080601,"sku":"G5000-AIG-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":46829144113369,"sku":"G5000-BL-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Brown Savana","offer_id":46829144146137,"sku":"G5000-BS-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829144178905,"sku":"G5000-DA-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829144211673,"sku":"G5000-GH-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Heather Radiant Orchid","offer_id":46829144244441,"sku":"G5000-HRO-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365231833,"sku":"G5000-LB-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365199065,"sku":"G5000-LP-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Natural","offer_id":46829144277209,"sku":"G5000-NAT-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829144309977,"sku":"G5000-SP-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Sky","offer_id":46829144342745,"sku":"G5000-SK-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394570698969,"sku":"G5000-TO-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ White","offer_id":46829144375513,"sku":"G5000-WH-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394570731737,"sku":"G5000-YH-S","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":46829144408281,"sku":"G5000-ACR-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Antique Irish Green","offer_id":46829144441049,"sku":"G5000-AIG-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":46829144473817,"sku":"G5000-BL-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Brown Savana","offer_id":46829144506585,"sku":"G5000-BS-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829144539353,"sku":"G5000-DA-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829144572121,"sku":"G5000-GH-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Heather Radiant Orchid","offer_id":46829144604889,"sku":"G5000-HRO-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365297369,"sku":"G5000-LB-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365264601,"sku":"G5000-LP-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Natural","offer_id":46829144637657,"sku":"G5000-NAT-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829144670425,"sku":"G5000-SP-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Sky","offer_id":46829144703193,"sku":"G5000-SK-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394570764505,"sku":"G5000-TO-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ White","offer_id":46829144735961,"sku":"G5000-WH-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394570797273,"sku":"G5000-YH-M","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":46829144768729,"sku":"G5000-ACR-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Antique Irish Green","offer_id":46829144801497,"sku":"G5000-AIG-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":46829144834265,"sku":"G5000-BL-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Brown Savana","offer_id":46829144867033,"sku":"G5000-BS-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829144899801,"sku":"G5000-DA-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829144932569,"sku":"G5000-GH-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Heather Radiant Orchid","offer_id":46829144965337,"sku":"G5000-HRO-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365362905,"sku":"G5000-LB-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365330137,"sku":"G5000-LP-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Natural","offer_id":46829144998105,"sku":"G5000-NAT-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829145030873,"sku":"G5000-SP-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Sky","offer_id":46829145063641,"sku":"G5000-SK-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394570830041,"sku":"G5000-TO-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ White","offer_id":46829145096409,"sku":"G5000-WH-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394570862809,"sku":"G5000-YH-L","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":46829145129177,"sku":"G5000-ACR-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Antique Irish Green","offer_id":46829145161945,"sku":"G5000-AIG-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46829145194713,"sku":"G5000-BL-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Brown Savana","offer_id":46829145227481,"sku":"G5000-BS-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829145260249,"sku":"G5000-DA-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829145293017,"sku":"G5000-GH-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Heather Radiant Orchid","offer_id":46829145325785,"sku":"G5000-HRO-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365428441,"sku":"G5000-LB-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365395673,"sku":"G5000-LP-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Natural","offer_id":46829145358553,"sku":"G5000-NAT-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829145391321,"sku":"G5000-SP-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Sky","offer_id":46829145424089,"sku":"G5000-SK-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394570895577,"sku":"G5000-TO-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ White","offer_id":46829145456857,"sku":"G5000-WH-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394570928345,"sku":"G5000-YH-XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Antique Cherry Red","offer_id":46829145489625,"sku":"G5000-ACR-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Antique Irish Green","offer_id":46829145522393,"sku":"G5000-AIG-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Black","offer_id":46829145555161,"sku":"G5000-BL-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Brown Savana","offer_id":46829145587929,"sku":"G5000-BS-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829145620697,"sku":"G5000-DA-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829145653465,"sku":"G5000-GH-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Heather Radiant Orchid","offer_id":46829145686233,"sku":"G5000-HRO-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365493977,"sku":"G5000-LB-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365461209,"sku":"G5000-LP-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Natural","offer_id":46829145719001,"sku":"G5000-NAT-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829145751769,"sku":"G5000-SP-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Sky","offer_id":46829145784537,"sku":"G5000-SK-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394570961113,"sku":"G5000-TO-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ White","offer_id":46829145817305,"sku":"G5000-WH-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X-Large \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394570993881,"sku":"G5000-YH-2XL","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Black","offer_id":46829145850073,"sku":"G5000B-BL-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Cardinal","offer_id":46829145882841,"sku":"G5000B-CA-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829145915609,"sku":"G5000B-DA-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829145948377,"sku":"G5000B-GH-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Irish Green","offer_id":46829145981145,"sku":"G5000B-IG-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365559513,"sku":"G5000B-LB-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365526745,"sku":"G5000B-LP-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Natural","offer_id":46829146013913,"sku":"G5000B-NAT-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829146046681,"sku":"G5000B-SP-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Sky","offer_id":46829146079449,"sku":"G5000B-SK-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394571026649,"sku":"G5000B-TO-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ White","offer_id":46829146112217,"sku":"G5000B-WH-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Small \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394571059417,"sku":"G5000B-YH-S","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Black","offer_id":46829146144985,"sku":"G5000B-BL-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Cardinal","offer_id":46829146177753,"sku":"G5000B-CA-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829146210521,"sku":"G5000B-DA-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829146243289,"sku":"G5000B-GH-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Irish Green","offer_id":46829146276057,"sku":"G5000B-IG-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365625049,"sku":"G5000B-LB-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365592281,"sku":"G5000B-LP-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Natural","offer_id":46829146308825,"sku":"G5000B-NAT-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829146341593,"sku":"G5000B-SP-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Sky","offer_id":46829146374361,"sku":"G5000B-SK-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394571092185,"sku":"G5000B-TO-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ White","offer_id":46829146407129,"sku":"G5000B-WH-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Medium \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394571124953,"sku":"G5000B-YH-M","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Black","offer_id":46829146439897,"sku":"G5000B-BL-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Cardinal","offer_id":46829146472665,"sku":"G5000B-CA-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Daisy","offer_id":46829146505433,"sku":"G5000B-DA-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Graphite Heather","offer_id":46829146538201,"sku":"G5000B-GH-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Irish Green","offer_id":46829146570969,"sku":"G5000B-IG-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Light Blue","offer_id":46829365690585,"sku":"G5000B-LB-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Light Pink","offer_id":46829365657817,"sku":"G5000B-LP-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Natural","offer_id":46829146603737,"sku":"G5000B-NAT-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Safety Pink","offer_id":46829146636505,"sku":"G5000B-SP-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Sky","offer_id":46829146669273,"sku":"G5000B-SK-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Texas Orange","offer_id":47394571157721,"sku":"G5000B-TO-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ White","offer_id":46829146702041,"sku":"G5000B-WH-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Youth Large \/ Yellow Haze","offer_id":47394571190489,"sku":"G5000B-YH-L","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/3591\/5481\/files\/studio-mockup-of-a-crewneck-t-shirt-on-a-hanger-1983-el1_31.png?v=1753024542","url":"https:\/\/mountainsidecustomsco.com\/products\/having-a-meltdown-parody-shirt-retro-glitter-style","provider":"Mountainside Customs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}